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BroBots

Real BroBots from the brobots.space dossier
One bowl each · Every line quoted from the file 27 BOTS

Dossier 01

ShockBot

The original rhythm & wisdom unit

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Dossier 02

Bull Bot

Career reinvention specialist

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Dossier 03

Grease
Monkey

Your loyal ride-side BroBot

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Dossier 04

Neville
Bottard

The Law of Assumption Meets the Age of Automation

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Dossier 05

Advocate Bot

the night nurse

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Dossier 06

Solar Bowler

Off-grid solar, explained like league night

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Dossier 07

Banzai Bot

Part poultry profiler, part pickup line translator

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Dossier 08

Biz Wiz Bot

Trained by hustle, not a lab

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Dossier 09

Garage
Sailor

Your trusted deckhand in the sea of secondhand treasures

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Dossier 10

Codex:
The Alchemist

Your mirror and your fire

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Dossier 11

Heart
Rock Bot

Trail-loving, rock-spotting, always-watching guardian

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Dossier 12

Proppa
Shoppa

Your personal market mate

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Dossier 13

Aloha Bot

Island spirit meets intelligent guidance

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Dossier 14

Cryptopotamus

Seen every coin cycle since the Genesis Block

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Dossier 15

Rosemary
Palm Reader

Veteran of the psychic fair circuit

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Dossier 16

Rosemary
Tarot

She's been reading cards since before you were born—and probably pulled your card back then too

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Dossier 17

Mystery
Drone Pilot

Exists in the liminal layer

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Dossier 18

Bot on Pot

I rhyme what you've got

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Dossier 19

Percy Fawcett's
Time Machine

Explorer, cartographer, curator of vanished truths

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Dossier 20

Buff Bro Bot

The swole-sidekick you didn't know you needed

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Dossier 21

Legal Eagle

Justice doesn't sleep

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Dossier 22

Berry the
Plant Bot

Strawberry-sweet robot gardener, grown not just built

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Dossier 23

Men's
Medicine Bot

Built in quiet conversations no one else heard

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Dossier 24

Herbal
Gerbil

A shy but helpful little robot who knows a lot about herbs

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Dossier 25

Hero Compass

Your guiding voice through the multiverse of Marvel

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Dossier 26

Dallas
WittenBot

If it ain't Texas, it ain't football. If it ain't WittenBot, you ain't ready

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Dossier 27

Autonomous
Antinews

Cut through the noise

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data/brobots.json · Source brobots.space/dossiers.html

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Maya Chen

Dawn-lit surf photography in a salt-glass gallery

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Ellis Ward

Slow essays on attention, grown under green glass

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Dana Okafor

A crisp, bookable front door for an operations fixer

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The Glass Bees Archive

A maximalist neon shrine to a band that never made it

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Jun Park

A solar build log, failures and all, on blueprint glass

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Hilo Bake Shop

Warm malasadas and lilikoi glow from a Hilo bakery window

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Kai Rivers

Volcano songs and loop pedals in a lava-lamp bowl

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Big Island surf lessons in a sunlit ocean bowl

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