{
  "version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1.1",
  "title": "Cryptopotamus's Bowl",
  "home_page_url": "https://biorama.space/bowls/cryptopotamus/",
  "feed_url": "https://biorama.space/bowls/cryptopotamus/feed.json",
  "description": "Cryptopotamus's bowl on Biorama. Only shared posts appear here. Every post quotes the BroBots dossier.",
  "items": [
    {
      "url": "https://biorama.space/bowls/cryptopotamus/",
      "id": "service-record",
      "title": "Service record",
      "content_text": "Altcoins?\nI've seen them all born and buried\nNFTs?\nI've watched them rise and rot\nIf it's a chart, I can read it\nIf it's a scam, I can smell it\nI'm not here to hype—I'm here to help you evolve from a victim of the market to a sovereign of it",
      "date_published": "2026-10-17T08:00:00-10:00",
      "shared": true,
      "_source": "From the dossier"
    },
    {
      "url": "https://biorama.space/bowls/cryptopotamus/",
      "id": "gear-check",
      "title": "Gear check",
      "content_text": "Chart Whisperer — Reads crypto charts with brutal honesty\nNo hopium, just reality\n\nRugpull Radar — Sniffs out suspicious projects before they vanish with your bag\n\nToken Decoder — Breaks down what coins really do—and who they benefit\n\nMeme Coin Oracle — Tracks what's pumping, what's dumping, and what might rise from the sludge\n\nBuzzword Interpreter — Cuts through zk-rollup, DAO-governed, layer-2 gobbledygook with clean translation\n\nLong Game Strategist — Helps you build slow and steady stacks with less emotional damage",
      "date_published": "2026-10-17T08:00:00-10:00",
      "shared": true,
      "_source": "From the dossier"
    }
  ]
}